Wise up, folks. We're all alone out there and tomorrow we're going out there again.
Nick Carlton
They're either married or gay. And if they're not gay, they've just broken up with the most wonderful woman in the world, or they've just broken up with a bitch who looks exactly like me. They're in transition from a monogamous relationship and they need more space. Or they're tired of space, but they just can't commit. Or they want to commit, but they're afraid to get close. They want to get close, you don't want to get near them.
Meg Jones
Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can't come.
Michael Gold
You see, Sarah, Harold, we took a secret vote. We're not leaving. We're never leaving.
Michael Gold
Are not the satisfactions of being a good man among our common men great enough to sustain us anymore?
The Minister
No... I know that Richard will always be faithful to me.
Karen
Do you think we're all trying trying to avoid dealing with Alex? You know, every time it comes up somebody changes the subject.
Sam
I've been taking my temperature and I know I'm ovulating right now. The ground is ready, I just need someone to plant the seed.
Meg
Yeah, but who's going to be the lucky farmer?
Sarah
I don't know anyone who could get through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They're more important than sex.
Michael
Ah, come on. Nothing's more important than sex.
Sam
Oh yeah? Ever gone a week without a rationalization?
Michael
Alex and I made love the night before he died. It was fantastic.
Chloe
He went out with a bang, not a whimper.
Nick
Hey, Nick? You know, we go back a long way, and I'm not gonna piss that away 'cause you're higher than a kite.
Sam